The following conversation took place in September of 2014:
Alyssa "Chapter 16: Denial."
Me "Is this a book about menopause?"
Alyssa "No. I'm writing a book about Sarah. It is called 'How to Sarah. By, Alyssa."
This was our masterpiece:
Chapter One: That's Great!"
Two: Wanting to Stab People
Three: pretending to Be Interested Four: Procrastination
Five: Saying "Forget This!"
Six: Fan "Girl-ing"
Seven: Also, Fan Girl-ing. (It requires two chapters.)
Eight: Never Sleeping
Nine: "Good for You!"
Ten: Stealing People's Good Blankets
Eleven: Take Money When Offered Twelve: Not Taking Money When Offered
Thirteen: Realizing Alyssa is the Teal Princess
Fourteen: Telling Everyone Your Name Means Princess
Fifteen: Being Proud But Not Proud at All
Sixteen: Denial
Seventeen: Pretending
Eighteen: Fake Smile
Nineteen: PMS
Twenty: Dr. Pepper
Twenty One: "Whatever"
Twenty Two: "K" The Art of Letter Word Text Response
Twenty Three: "Come On, Small Child"
Twenty Four: "I Can call you Cute if I Want To."
Twenty Five: Converse and Combat Boots"
Twenty Six: FOOD
It's going to be a trilogy I probably won't actually write."
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